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A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
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The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
How to speak Southern
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I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.