Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Mega moron awards
|MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...