Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.