Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...