Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant....