Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...