5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...