Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.