New Year’s Resolutions
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A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Do you smoke after sex?
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‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...