If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...