A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...