The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
A young girl had not been feeling well…
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...