Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...