Red shirt
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew werein...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...