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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
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He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.