The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!