Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...