Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...