Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!