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Twelve Inch Pianist
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Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Beware of IRS
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What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Food one-liners
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Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...