The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...