Lawyers take everything
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A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
When it’s becing toad!
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101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...