Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...