Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
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More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...