Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...