Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...