Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
The blonde test taker
|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and...
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...