Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...