Biblical constipation
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Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
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What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Facts of Life
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Jewish mothers
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