El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...