English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...