Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Better prison foods
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EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...