New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...