Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...