Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...