Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...