Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.