Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....