What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...