Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...