Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
Marriage Secrets…
Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!