Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!