Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
police glow worm
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...