Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...