TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...