Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...