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Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
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What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
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African Missionary
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The seven kinds of passionate women
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An FBI investigation
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Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
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Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
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