Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!