AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...