Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...