Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Avoiding Wrong Career Riddle
How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...