A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...