Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...