Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...